Look into my chocolate, made best by Milton Hershey,
I'll give you the urge to get a drink, bitch I'll make you thirsty.
Mr Wonka, you're a plonker, I'll give you a spanking, with my rankings,
I'm the founder of cocoa, it should be me you're freaking thanking.
You won't like me when I'm loose, spitting candy on your food,
I'll give you freaking nightmares, I'll whip you up in my mousse.
You're so crazy, god damn lazy, cannot travel, you're a Savile,
To that Charlie and those others who would rather eat gravel!
Listen old man, take a break, I know you're fake,
I'll slap you awake, come into gates, and I'll bake you a cake.
You're alone, I've got workers saved from midget eating beasts,
Just swallow my magic gum and it'll feel like a full feast.
You're the least with your yeast and thin crumbly crap,
I'm a different kind of host with a different kind of rap.
I'm so vicious with my wishes for your company being blown,
And your fat ass ugly face getting directly owned!
Woah, woah, woah, hoe n' bow, why do you row-
Faster, faster on that boat? You need to slow down bro.
I make a million of my products and that's just the wrappers alone,
Dwag, I'm a rapper alone, you're a dick with all your clones.
You'll be snapped like a joint on my back, how about that?
Check my name on the packs while I'm emptying the sacks-
Full of money, you bunny, you're really not that funny,
I'll shit some chocolate out on you, like sticky runny honey!
That's just random and gross, you're about to get roast,
These people aren't my clones, they're just workers in their zones.
Like an opponent of Mohammed Ali and his fists,
Here's my Oompa Loompas, you've just took a high risk!
What's up dick? We'll make you sick, we rolled up some fat pricks,
We shrunk a guy, he nearly died and Salt went down the garbage pit.
You're a rip off with your prices like pointless herbs and spices,
Your choc is far too skinny and you didn't chose the wisest.
I'd rather eat a mini mart's own brand than your's,
If you wanna mess with us, we'll be messing with true gore.
We may look all stupid and insanely miniature,
But we sure served you with our rhymes and now we're the winners!