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Mario (Japanese: マリオ Hepburn: Mario) is a fictional character in the Mario video game franchise by Nintendo, created by Japanese video game designer Shigeru Miyamoto. Serving as Nintendo's mascot and the eponymous protagonist of the series, Mario has appeared in over 200 video games since his creation. Though originally only appearing in platform games, starting with Donkey Kong, Mario currently appears in varied video game genres such as racing, puzzle, party, role-playing, fighting and sports.

Mario is depicted as a short, pudgy, Italian plumber who resides in the Mushroom Kingdom. He repeatedly rescues Princess Peach from the turtle-like villain Bowser and stops his numerous plans to destroy him and take over the kingdom. Mario also has other enemies and rivals, including Donkey Kong and Wario. Since 1995, he has been voiced by Charles Martinet.

As Nintendo's mascot, Mario is said by many to be the most famous character in video game history. Mario games, as a whole, have sold more than 210 million units, making the Mario franchise the best-selling video game franchise of all time. Outside of the Super Mario platform series, he has appeared in video games of other genres, including the Mario Kart racing series, sports games, such as the Mario Tennis and Mario Golf series role-playing video games such as Paper Mario and Super Mario RPG, and educational games, such as Mario Is Missing! and Mario's Time Machine. He has inspired television shows, film, comics and a line of licensed merchandise.

Appearance: Crazy Rap Battles 1

Opponent: Sonic The Hedgehog

Verse One[]

It's a me a Mario, have you got a problem bro?

Doctor R is coming, well tough you freaking ho.

I've got a princess to save, a turtle to slay,

So take your blue ass and get out of my way.

You're an animal, I'm a person, so shut the hell up,

With your raps about your mother cos I shagged her up the butt.

Have you played on my kart game and unlocked all the cups?

Exactly, you haven't, you're a useless little runt!

Verse Two[]

The pizza you'll be getting is my fist in your face,

All your games suck and all the kid's money goes to waste.

I don't even ride on Yoshi cos that dude has a life,

Unlike Olympic running wanna be's who can't even get a wife.

Even my mustache is bigger than your dick,

I even got into sex business, fifty cents a lick.

You stupid, gay fag, go fuck yourself,

I'll take away all your pride and crush your trophy shelf!

Trivia[]

  • He is the first person to rap in Crazy Rap Battles
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